debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet


dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off


whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

image


babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed


will u ever be proud of me mom

seedy:

roses are red
violets are blue
58 mutuals
but who the heck r u???


drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine


seefloor:

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Literally me


t0ughcookie:

woodmeat:

"if uon getcho gahdam…."

“Fuck does she want now…”