queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 


teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*


officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS


apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

image


bellatirx:

do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them

(Source: ruthwilson)


Honestly, at the end of the day if you can’t go to bed content with the way things are then you need to get up and fix it before you sleep. Period.
- My parents every time I try to cry myself to sleep. (via fragile-waters)

(Source: psych-facts)


frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM


magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”


alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored